blackbruise:

‘please do not expand the list by killing people.’

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chibiknightcrossing:

chibiknightcrossing:

current mood: tamagotchi after it poops

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if I ever commit a murder I’m blaming this post

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yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

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ohhlalalisa:

*Tom Hiddleston & Chris Hemsworth*

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gayzio:

tatterdemalionvulpine:

gayzio:

In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.

“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”

what the fuck did you just say about my mom

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john-wann:

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT

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jehovahzwetness:

Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious

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